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Advice From A Domestic Goddess, part 7, now what do I do?!

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    Andre
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    Porgs .. did you notice that all the readers of your ‘misadventures’ are of the female variety?

    I wonder if they are simply smiling because the skirt wearing/over-the-shoulder-boulder-ilk are getting the upper-hand here.

    and the irony of being beaten up by yet another female…. (may I suggest karate lessons … or keeping your own counsel 😉 )

    While, I’m of the ‘rather walk-away and fight another day’ male-type, (aren’t all women beautiful?) I probably wouldn’t have mentioned eating dogs in the first place (as I’m vegetarian), but especially to two Doc Martin-wearing ‘Rottweilers’ that no doubt individually out-mass both of us.

    (I wonder if they had hairy armpits…)

    I think, to save everyone further aggravation – just slap yourself around a bit every morning. That way YOU inflict the damage YOU want (and where) and not embarrassed with any explanations or QueenBee

    causing violence upon you.

    Mayhap it is just your subconscious telling you you really miss QueenBee and that she shouldn’t leave you alone EVER, and to take you with her from now on.

    and of course, you failed to mention what type of car it was in the first place.

    #521599
    Hummer
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    LOLOL.. maybe Andre & Porgs should go into writing funnies for a newspaper or mag… maybe even a book.. too funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    #521600
    BlueWren
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    Andre post=340288 wrote: Porgs .. did you notice that all the readers of your ‘misadventures’ are of the female variety?

    a) I wonder if they are simply smiling because the skirt wearing/over-the-shoulder-boulder-ilk are getting the upper-hand here.

    b) and of course, you failed to mention what type of car it was in the first place.

    @ a) false, not at all – it’s just funny!!

    @ b) true – the type of car is completely irrelevant….

    #521601
    weaver
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    Andre is playing with fire again!!!!! :pinch:

    #521602
    mistyhollows
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    Oh dear. Thanks for the laugh Andre. I needed some light humor today. Now where’s that book??? :laugh:

    #521603
    Andre
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    And Porgs … I just noticed your footnote

    Walking lightly with a smile

    Wouldn’t ‘Hobbling slightly with a grimace’ be more apt?

    :whistle:

    #521604
    calliecat
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    Andre post=340310 wrote: And Porgs … I just noticed your footnote

    Walking lightly with a smile

    Wouldn’t ‘Hobbling slightly with a grimace’ be more apt?

    :whistle:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    #521605
    mauzi
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    😆 😆 Andre

    #521606
    porgey
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    Thanks for the laugh Andre. I am back walking with a smile but no doubt ready to bolt with a grimace when Queenie comes a running.

    #521607
    penny
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    So Porgey

    The update as promised please

    :wave:

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